Recall Notice
Submitted by: Fred Hesketh
December 2011
(Author Unknown)

The Maker of all human beings (GOD) is recalling all units
manufactured, regardless of make or year, due to a serious
defect in the primary and central component of the heart.

This is due to a malfunction in the original prototype units
code named Adam and Eve, resulting in the reproduction
of the same defect in all subsequent units. This defect has
been technically termed "Sub-sequential Internal Non-Morality",
or more commonly known as S.I.N., as it is primarily expressed.

Some of the symptoms include:

1. Loss of direction
2. Foul vocal emissions
3. Amnesia of origin
4. Lack of peace and joy
5. Selfish or violent behavior
6. Depression or confusion in the mental component
7. Fearfulness
8. Idolatry
9. Rebellion


The Manufacturer, who is neither liable nor at fault for
this defect, is providing factory-authorized repair and
service free of charge to correct this defect.

The Repair Technician, JESUS, has most generously offered
to bear the entire burden of the staggering cost of these repairs.
There is no additional fee required.

The number to call for repair in all areas is:
P-R-A-Y-E-R

Once connected, please upload your burden of SIN through the REPENTANCE procedure. Next, download ATONEMENT from
the Repair Technician, Jesus, into the heart component.

No matter how big or small the SIN defect is,
Jesus will replace it with:

1. Love
2. Joy
3. Peace
4.. Patience
5. Kindness
6. Goodness
7. Faithfulness
8. Gentleness
9.. Self control


Please see the operating manual, the B.I.B.L.E. (Believers'
Instructions Before Leaving Earth) for further details on
the use of these fixes.

WARNING: Continuing to operate the human being unit
without correction voids any manufacturer warranties,
exposing the unit to dangers and problems too numerous
to list and will result in the human unit being permanently
impounded. For free emergency service, call on Jesus.

DANGER: The human being units not responding to this recall
action will have to be scrapped in the furnace. The SIN defect
will not be permitted to enter Heaven so as to prevent
contamination of that facility. Thank you for your attention!


GOD

P.S. You may contact the Father any time by 'Knee mail'.

  Because He Lives!